Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
