I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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