she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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