READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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