He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Boobs are out for the taking
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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