i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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