I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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