Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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