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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(914): View more from New York

i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.

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(661): View more from California

Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm

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(440): View more from Ohio

Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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(+61): View more from Australia

i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?

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(679): View more from Michigan

My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..

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(212): View more from New York

I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.

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