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(914): View more from New York

so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water

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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(530): View more from California

You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.

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(845): View more from New York

I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte

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(278): View more from Michigan

Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

that happened

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(510): View more from California

You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.

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