How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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