i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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