This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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