i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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