how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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