ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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