im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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