You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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