i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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