i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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