Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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