My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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