...so i touched it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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