I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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