Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
we should paint friendship bongs
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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