I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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