i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
