Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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