Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
