turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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