and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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