I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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