are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
