SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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