The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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