Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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