I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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