he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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