I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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