i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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