He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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