After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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