Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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