That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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