why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
