I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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