so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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