Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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