Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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