Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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