how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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