just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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