I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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