We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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