so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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