you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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