well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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